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sign my guest book, PLEASE!! We put the fun in Dysfunctional.
Welcome to a place
That knows no logic or reason
Where Toasters fly on wings
And winter is the season
This is my spot in cyberspace
Where the pen flows free
Bohemians have a home now
Why not come expore it with me?
Surgan generals warning: This site has been known to cause cancer, aids, anthrax, polio, the bubonic plague, scarlet fever, high colersteral, alergies, STD's, bumps and bruises on forehead, blindness and HIGHLY ENTERTAINING THINGS.
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This is my site. SO THERE. well yeah this is my site. i hope you like it, and if you dont,......TOO bad. if you dont like it dont look at it, thats what i think anyways. well PEACE
Hey this is your home girl Sarah! I wanted a website just because it would be really fun, plus doesnt everybody want a website? I hope you enjoy, and remember this site is still underconstruction! ENJOY!!
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Whats new with MWAH!
well. Po0pieheads. i feel like po0pie, and its po0pie. BLAH!!! well today has been boring although i not complain, because i was taken out of school because we are leaving Spokanish. i miss Dean, and CHAD hehe. all i have left of them is the little rubber duckie that says "Jacuzzy Premium" so po0pie on them for leaving and going back to Californi. the po0pieheads. well i think that im done.......so yeah......leave now..........wait dont leave the site..........just leave this writing........because im sure im boring you...................you know people always bugging them................youd probably just leave before i get done talking to you..........................................po0piehead............now you made me mad.............so PO0PIE ON YO0PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2/7/04
greetings earth ones, today my friend laura came over, and she ordered a pizza. then we rented some porno vidios, and invited some male strippers to come and pose for us while we took pictures. right when we answered the door, i saw my boyfriend in just a tie with a male g-string on. HAHAHA whoever believed that is the most gullable person in the world! hahaha sorry if i wasted your time again. NOT EVERYONE CAN BE MORBID.
1/14/04
i just ate a york peppermint patty, the yummy chocolate starting melting in my hand and got all over my computer, i went runnin for a paper towel! i tripped on my shoe hit the counter and cut my head, when i saw the blood i threw up and slipped on my own vomit peppermint patty and broke my neck,now im in the hostpital...And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a york peppermint patty!! haha sorry if i wasted your time
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